Selasa, 14 Julai 2009

adebyeOUT, chakimaksIN..

BREAKING NEWS!! EKSKELUSIF DI ARSENALAYSIA...

lirik lagu wonderpet yg diubahsuai..

Kring...
Kring..
Telefon..Telefon Berbunyi...

Cepatlah..Ade belah..
Telefon..berbunyi lagi..
Ade Bahyor dah nak belah ker?..
Ade Bahyor dah nak belah yer..
Ade bahyor dah nak belah ke sana.. Yeah...


Ape yang penting..
Beli Chamakh..
Ape yang penting..
Beli Chamakh..

Wondernger..Wondenger..
Kami tanyer...
Adakah Arsenal dalam kesusahan..
Kami Fan kuat..dan Kami tak takut..
Bile dah beli chamakh..Semua jadi mudah..

Wonderngerti dak..YEAH..

HAHAHA..AKU mulakan muqaddimah kali ini dengan serangkap alunan lagu..BREAKING NEWS! ya..tadi baru je aku call Wenger..dalam siri perbualan kami, aku dah tanye mcm2 la..sebab adebahyor nak ke citi..Vierra nak dibeli Spurs..Beckham nak mai Arsenal ke??..Chamakh ni seswai ke x?..DM mane yg die nak..So semuenyer aku dah tanye..korang leh la baca interview session aku ngan wenger ni.

KD: Hello Wenger..How wow Youi..

Wenger: eWOW bule...eWOW bule..

KD: Wenger, serious la sikit..

Wenger: Ok2..mu ni, kawe nak melawok sikit pun tokleh..Gapo dio mu ni..

KD: eh, kecek klate..Gu mano mu leh kecek klate deh..

Wenger: Dulu roomate aku oghe klate..So takat nak kecek sket2 tadok hal lah..Mu nak tanya gapo ni..cepat sket..aku nak tubik p kedai neh..

KD: owhh..okeh2..aku nak tanya skit ja ni kat hg..hg jawab la k..

Wenger: Ok, hg tanya ja..Arsenalaysia punya pasai..Aku layan Zashh ja..

KD: (berkata-kata dalam hati: org tua ni cakap utara la pulak..betui ka dak ni)

KD: OK Mr Wenger, what did u think about ade situation now. Are he will surely leave emirates for Cik Siti?

Wenger: What i can say now is you just wait and see..The deal isn't finished yet but one of his leg is already there..

KD: Owhh..so, will you be disspointed with his decision IF he choose to leave?

Wenger: Ermm..For me i just respect my player decision..If he choose to leave than it will be his decision..I can force or beg him to stay..

KD: So if he leave, will you buy Chamakh?

Wenger: Chamakh?hmm..ChamaKAH? KAH KAH KAH. (Wenger gelak sat)

KD: KAH KAH KAH KAH (layan tua kutuk ni nyer lawak)

Wenger: I can't say anything rite now..I need to discuss with the management on this..

KD: Ok sir..So, did you heard about Vierra going to Spurs?

Wenger: That's totally rubbish..His heart will always be with the gunners..He's more like Henry..If they come to EPL, they will only play or work wirh Arsenal..So..Siso...hahaha

KD: Owhh..What is your opinion about Beckham..There're rumours saying that he will be your next target?

Wenger: Beckham is a great player..In fact we do have a short training session with him last season..But what can I say rite now is, He is not Arsenal man and I beliave it will remains the same..

KD: Ok..So can I know who is the missing person that been looking by you rite now?

Wenger: I don't know..MAYBE Ahmad Shahrul Azhar..MAYBE Shukor Adan..MAYBE Nanthakumar..MAYBANK kot? HA HA HA HA

KD: Wenger, this is bullshit la..cakap la elok2..

Wenger: Ok2, i'm looking for a tough and hardworking DM. SO if anyone feel they have the missing X that i'm looking for rite now, please send a complete resume with a cover letter n photo..Gambar ukuran pasport k..Har Har Har..

KD: BkueTOOTh r Wenger..x LAWAK langsung..Chaw dulu laa..

Wenger: ok..Chaw la..LanCh**..har har har..

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So sampai situ jelaa percakapan aku ngan Wenger..Ikut korang la nak caya ke tak..huhuhu..Challow Bete..

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